Not the food, not the weather, not your accents. Our father brought me and my sister Elia with him on a visit to Casterly Rock. Many years ago.Tyrion Lannister: I think I would have remembered that.Oberyn Martell: Unlikely. She's wanted this for a long time.Oberyn Martell: Yes, I know. The joy she will feel when my head leaves my neck. ![]() It looks as though I've taken care of that myself. She desperately wants to see you killed.Tyrion Lannister: She didn't need to bother you. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. I think she may have even believed it herself.Tyrion Lannister: Making honest feelings do dishonest work is one of her many gifts.Oberyn Martell: It was difficult for her to hide her true intentions. She was trying very hard to pretend she had not come to sway me against you. We spoke a great deal about her daughter. I've got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like.Oberyn Martell: Your sister. “I have a soft spot in my heart for cripples, bastards, and broken things.Tyrion Lannister: I imagined you'd be back at the brothel at this hour.Oberyn Martell: I did spend some time with an absolutely stunning blonde the other day.Tyrion Lannister: Mm, do tell. “Death is so boring, especially now with so much excitement in the world.” – Tyrion Lannister “I will let the Gods decide my fate, I demand a trial by combat.” – Tyrion Lannister “In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my co*k.” – Tyrion Lannister I’m denying its existence.” – Tyrion Lannister ![]() “I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. “The powerful have always preyed on the powerless, that’s how they became powerful in the first place.” – Tyrion Lannister Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you” “All dwarves are bastards in their father’s eyes” “A very small man can cast a very large shadow.” “A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone” – Tyrion Lannister “I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards, and broken things” – Tyrion Lannister “We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!” – Tyrion Lannister “I’m quite good at spending money but a lifetime of outrageous wealth hasn’t taught me much about managing it” – Tyrion Lannister Monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies” – Tyrion Lannister Perhaps you should speak to me more softly, then. “I’ve got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like” – Tyrion Lannister I drink, and I know things” – Tyrion Lannister “When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you’re telling the world that you fear what he might say.” – Tyrion Lannister “A wise man once said the true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms” – Tyrion Lannister To be honest I was drunk for most of it” v But as a good friend of mine once said: give me 10 good men, and I’ll impregnate the bitch” – Tyrion Lannister “Casterly Rock is an impregnable fortress. “You need to take your enemy’s side if you’re going to see things the way they do.” – Tyrion Lannister “Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. “Death is so final yet life is full of possibilities.” – Tyrion Lannister “The true history of the world is the history of great conversations.” – Tyrion Lannister “Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more.” – Tyrion Lannister I am the god of tits and wine.” – Tyrion Lannister “Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things. “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.” – Tyrion Lannister You should charge me double.” – Tyrion Lannister “Those are brave men knocking at our door. “Sleep is good and books are better.” – Tyrion Lannister “Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.” I don’t want to see it removed just yet.” Why are all the gods such vicious c-nts? Where is the god of t-ts and wine?” – Tyrion Lannister The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. ![]() “The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. It’s your one redeeming quality that and your cheekbones” – Tyrion Lannister “As impossible as it seems, there was once a time I was unaccustomed to wine.” – Tyrion Lannister If you deliver the message, and I live, which I very much intend to do.” – Tyrion Lannister If you deliver a message from me to Lady Arryn, I will be in your debt. Of course, you have also heard the phrase, a Lannister always pays his debts. “Have you ever heard the phrase “Rich as a Lannister?” Of course you have. “If you’re going to be a cripple, it’s better to be a rich cripple. “Everythings better with some wine in the belly.” – Tyrion Lannister We listed best Tyrion Lannister Quotes from Game of Thrones
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